this movie needs Poochie, a dog with attitude. He's edgy, he's "in your face." You've heard the expression "let's get busy"? Well, this is a dog who gets "biz-zay!" Consistently and thoroughly.
I've been quoting this movie for the past two months, ever since I got my concert tickets (Iron Maiden! *air guitar riff*). I can't think of anything that would wreck it more than an updated version with "hip" references...