Bijan Mustardson

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

"It's like a touchdown in your mouth!"

 

[Driver 8]

OMG that's funny - tell me that's not real tho?

 

[Son of a Son]

OMG that's funny - tell me that's not real tho?

You HAVE to check out the website, it is absolutely EPIC!

The Official Dijon of Bijan

 

[Dionysus]

You HAVE to check out the website, it is absolutely EPIC!
The Official Dijon of Bijan

Love it!

I just figured out what the 2022 Prediction Contest winners are getting for prizes. Y'all gettin mustard.

 

[Dionysus]

It’ll break your mouth's ankles

 

[Dionysus]

From the Bijan Mustardson website FAQ

Did Bijan really make this mustard?

Bijan worked with a bunch of top-quality chefs to make this mustard in the offseason. Or as Bijan calls it, the mustard season.

What can I eat Bijan Mustardson with?

Bijan Mustardson is best served among hot dogs, burgers, pretzels, and touchdowns.

Bijan Mustard =

 

[Dionysus]

There's an Instagram account too, of course.

https://www.instagram.com/bijanmustardson/

 

[1sahorn]

You HAVE to check out the website, it is absolutely EPIC!

The Official Dijon of Bijan

Last time I broke my mouth's ankles I wound up in the hospital & had to do 8 weeks of P.T.

 

[Vol Horn 4 Life]

Just in case you haven't yet seen the back of the bottle.

"Now you're the coach and your mouth is the field. Put my mustard in the game and win..."

 

[WorsterMan]

This mustard is something I WILL buy and try out on my slacker taste buds!