Best (Country) Song Titles

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What are some of your favorite song titles? Real or imaginary, doesn't matter much...

I'm thinking Country, because that's where I've seen and heard the funniest ones, but if you've got a different genre in mind, feel free to toss it into the mix.

Here are two to get you started, one real:

Thank God and Greyhound, She's Gone - from the oeuvre of Roy Clark

Sit Here By Me Darlin' While I Drink You Pretty - from the mind of Lewis Grizzardx
 
Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).
My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do Miss Him.
You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker Flat.
Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
I can't get rid of you, like you can't get rid of your skid marks.
 
"She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the Shaft"

"All My Exes Live In Texas"

"She's Actin' Single, I'm Drinkin' Doubles"

"A Boy Named Sue"
 
Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
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I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
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If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
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If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me
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I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better
-0-
I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win
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If I'd Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
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My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And Jesus Don't Love Me
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She Got The Ring, And I Got The Finger
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You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
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I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With A Few

More to come...
 
Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
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I Changed Her Oil, She Changed My Life
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I Flushed You From The Toilet Of My Heart
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I Wanna Whip Your Cow
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I'm Just A Bug On The Windshield Of Life
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If My Nose Were Full Of Nickels, I'd Blow It All On You
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My John Deere Was Breaking Your Field, While Your Dear John Was Breaking My Heart
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Velcro Arms, Teflon Heart
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You Can't Have Your Kate, And Edith Too
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Don't Cry On My Shoulders 'Cause You're Rustin' My Spurs
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I'm So Miserable Without You, It's Like Havin' You Here
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If She Puts Lipstick On My Dipstick, I'll Fall In Love
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If You Don't Believe I Love You, Just Ask My Wife
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We Used To Just Kiss On The Lips, But Now It's All Over
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Ever Since I Said "I Do", There's A Lot Of Things You Don't
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I Got In At 2 With A 10, And Woke Up At 10 With A 2
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Okay...that's it for now...
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I Left My Proper Thread In The Cactus Cafe

All My Exes Live in Cactus Cafe

God Bless Cactus Cafe

On The Wings of a Snow White Cactus Cafe

Cactus Cafe Falls To Pieces
 
Here's a quarter call someone who cares.
What part of No don't you understand?
Rednecks, white socks and blue ribbon beer
Okie from Muscogee
Last cheater's waltz
 
How Come Every Time I Itch I Wind Up Scratching You by
Glen Campbell

How Come You Believed Me When I Told You That I Loved You When You Know I Have Been A Liar All My Life by
many artists both country and pop even Fred and Ginger.

Your Not The Best But Your The Best I Can Do by Charlie
Robison.

Sometimes It Takes Balls To Be A Woman by Elizabeth Cook.

Nearly all Ray Stevens and Homer and Jethro songs.

One Ray Stevens song in particular called "Sitting Up With
The Dead" because I remember as a small child this practice
still going on. You need to experience this.
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I could go on and on but I won't so here is a list I found.
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