Bender

[ProdigalHorn]

"I'm done recomfoobilating the energymotron... or... whatever..."

"Sure I like a challenge... hmm let's see.... OK, I'm not going to lie to you. Those fembots you saw me with? Were my accountants!"

"Let's pick it up people. So far it's been crap after crap! And where's the sadness? You people look like you're waiting for a bus or something!"

"Well you've succeeded in convincing me life is worth living - by showing me how bad my funeral would SUCK!"

 

[buffsoldier]

I've personalized each of your meals. Amy, you're cute, so I baked you a pony!

Court’s kinda fun, when it’s not my *** on the line.

Oh, no room for Bender, huh? Fine! I'll go build my own lunar lander! With blackjack and hookers! In fact, forget the lunar lander and the blackjack!

Hey—guess what you’re accessories to!

And of course:
Bite my shiny metal ***!!

 

[Bluepies]

Taking care of a dozen orphans:
"Hungry? Again? Every other day with you, it's food, food food!! Alright, but only eat enough to survive."