'beautiful slow dances to Aerosmith ballads'

[Napoleon]

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[Steel Shank]

Man.

 

[slobhorn]

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[MilkmanDan]

Don't want to close my eyes
I don't want to fall asleep
Cause I'd miss you baby
And I don't want to miss a thing

 

[BigWill]

Def Leppard ballads is where it's at.

 

[Steel Shank]

She'll only come out at night
The lean and hungry type
Nothing is new, I've seen her here before
Watching and waiting
Ooh she's sitting with you but her eyes are on the door
So many have paid to see
What'd you think? you'd get her for free?
The woman is wild, a she-cat tamed by the purr of a Jaguar
Money's the matter
If you're in it for love you ain't gonna get too far

Oh oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh oh here she comes
She's a maneater
Oh oh here she comes
Watch out boy she'll chew you up
Oh oh here she comes
She's a maneater

 

[Uncle Rico]

she's only 22 so it's only a matter of time until she finds out what a douche Brian Austin Green is.

 

[Bevo Incognito]

I'd probably hit it.

 

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[hookem2003]

This needs to BE the next Transformers movie.

I think she says a lot of this for pub, but I'm not complaining.

 

[Carr_Throws_Far]

This just made me pull myself out of the moth balls and post again. That can be the next Transformers movie, if I get a version starring Shia LeBeauf and a male stripper.

 

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[veggieboy]

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[DeadHorse]

Transformers II -- More Than Meets The Eye

Really, though, Brian Austin Green?

 

[Tyler Durden]

NO HITTING IT AT ALL!

 

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[Bevo Incognito]

I had never heard of Shia Lebouef so I went to Wikipedia and looked him up. Here is what it said regarding his parents:



LaBeouf was born in Los Angeles, California, the only child of Shayna, a dancer and ballerina turned visual artist and clothing/jewelry designer, and Jeffrey Craig LaBeouf, a Vietnam War veteran who "drifted" from job to job, working as a mime at a circus and as a rodeo clown.

 

[toucan82]

you're completely missing the important parts of this thread

 

[buffsoldier]

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[Bevo Incognito]

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[Carr_Throws_Far]

If I start giving them real names, it would imply that I was going to remember them the next day.

 

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[Bevo Incognito]

So you're saying there's a chance?