Bathroom Etiquette

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mcbrett

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If you are a man, you have been blessed, like I have, with the ability to pee while standing and not suffer from any drippage or splashing issues. So, for the love of god, if I have to share stalls with disgusting strangers for #2 at work, why in hell would you go use those stalls to pee and dirty up the place when we have perfectly fine urinals where you can stand, pee and go?

I spend at least 1-2 minutes with prep time to make a stall ready- and I have always left a stall cleaner than when I first found it. It's guys like the guy I saw this morning who dirty up the place for the rest of us..Mr. Pees in the Stall Man.

That is all for now
 
The sloppy guy is a drag, but I can clean, as you do, so I don't think too much about it.

The guy who leaves the prize afloat kinda irks me.

The guy who talks to himself, or, god forbid, to me while I am athrone is a right jack ***. I had a couple of friends in college who insisted on talking while evacuating, sometimes even going so far as to elaborate on the condition of their waste. The Chatty Dook is right ******* out. I yell at my very young daughters to leave me be. A grown man striking up a conversation makes me apoplectic.
 
I have come to the conclusion that ALL public bathroom doors should be pull to enter and push to exit.
 
If you are a man, you have been blessed, like I have, with the ability to pee while standing and not suffer from any drippage or splashing issues. So, for the love of god, if I have to share stalls with disgusting strangers for #2 at work, why in hell would you go use those stalls to pee and dirty up the place when we have perfectly fine urinals where you can stand, pee and go?
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most people do not have the sense to get an education and a decent job. you cant always expect them to pee where they are supposed to.
 
Maybe i used a bad example. my point is most people lack common sense. they dont have the common sense to use a bathroom correctly. its why you see lines of people or cars in one lane of traffic but none in the other. people are sheep.
 
The exhaust fan in the bathroom by my office has been out for months, and EVERYDAY someone will go in there at about 8:30am and drop a deuce, thereby guaranteeing the funk will last all day. Do that crap at home if it's that early in the day.

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I had a boss once that would dook at 9am everday like clock work. He was not a hand washer. He'd frequently tote his periodical of choice into the crapper with him; usually the ABJ, McStatesmen, Journal, what have you. I officed right next to so he felt compelled, every single time on his way from the shitter, to deposit his dooky molested news articles on my desk. I would promptly deposit dookie tainted read into the trash recepticle nearest my desk using my scissors like a pair of tongs...so as not to transmit his fecal germs into my workspace.

Every single day, for close to a year. No lie. An educated proprietor of a multi million dollar a year business. No regard for common hygeine, or courtesy. Appaling.
 
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The Far Side had a really good idea.
 
The Rule of One

Part A: If it is possible to do so, always leave at least one empty urinal between you and any other urinators.

Part B: If there are multiple locations that fit the criteria of Part A, choose one that will result in the maximum chances for those who come in after you to obey the Rule of One even if they are not aware of it.
 
choose one that will result in the maximum chances for those who come in after you to obey the Rule of One even if they are not aware of it.
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this has happened to me before and pisses me off. im at the far end of a row of empty urinals and somne ******* decides he has to comne all the way over and saddle up right next to me.
 
In the bathroom in the West Station in Paris, if memory serves, I had to pay to piss, which, as it turned out, meant decanting in the very last urinal. The dividers didn't even make it to shoulder height and my only neighbor, on my right, made no bones about leaning left and observing my pipe. I looked over at him him and, as he looked up from my dick, we were practically nose to nose, eye to eye. He waited a beat and then returned his gaze to the pole.

The ******* French. He probably wasn't even pissing.
 
talking with the fly open is bad, but in high school, there was a guy on our cross country team that would try and start conversation in the showers. and not like joking around talking while looking at the wall, but like approach you and have a meaningful conversation while your drying off with a towel. very very uncomfortable.
 
intermediate school coach pulled his shorts down to his ankles to pee at a urinal. every time.
 
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