Bad day for aggy today

HousHorn09

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First they find out their prized defensive recruit (Corey Nelson) has left Shermy at the alter for Booby Stoops.

And now this: The Link

How will they ever recover?!?!?! Stay tuned...
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I was going to say, this may be great news to the rank and file in Collie Station. Not that there's anything wrong with that.
 
The first thing is that Aggy is NOT military. They are FAKE military.

Now, if there was a war or two going on . . . AND . . . they were of military age . . . AND . . . they went to fight in those wars . . . THEN . . . they would be military.

WAIT . . . they are of military age, but they are not fighting in the military in either of our wars.

They are FAKE military.
 
Stay tuned for the headline:

AGGY REVEALS HISTORY OF TRADITIONS
Origins of humping, nut grabbing, and jizz jars revealed!

Funny ****, this.
 
Think how happy the people that go to the mens rooms to actually use the toilet will be now that the Corp Turds don't have to go the bathroom and tap on the floor to get a thrill.
 

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