leehookem21
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The Center for Disease Control has issued a medical alert about a
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically.
The virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else
via any means whatsoever- DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out
your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately
leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery
store and purchase one or both of the antidotes- Work Isolation
Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination
Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from your system.
highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted
orally, by hand, and even electronically.
The virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you
receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues, or anyone else
via any means whatsoever- DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out
your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK you should immediately
leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery
store and purchase one or both of the antidotes- Work Isolation
Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination
Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been
completely eliminated from your system.
