ATN - Aggy Television Network

[UTEng]

Since aggy is so bent out of shape over LHN, I figure that those of us at HornFans can give them programming suggestions for their own network. Just a few shows that come to mind:

- The finer art of equestrian line dancing
- 1001 ways to desecrate the UT logo...and not have to pay royalties
- Sheep *******...just say no
- The weekly coaches show with the Sherminator
- Reveille's Nursery Rhymes - "The Farmer in the Dell"
- Testicle squeezing - when to know you're doing it too hard

 

[BurntOrangeOnly]

Championship Meat Judging: Sink Your Tooth in This!

 

[BillyW]

The Best of Ewe Tube

 

[H-D Rider]

The finer points of Animal Husbandry... or the lack thereof!

 

[1sahorn]

how to remove bat guano stains.
dealing with bat-**** crazy
all bats / no balls
the psychology of aggy..."i want my mommy"

 

[I35]

"House wives of FM Rd 60" The drama begins when the farmer spends too much time in the sheep shed.

 

[Dionysus]

Lucky me, I found the Aggy Network showing on some old sets down at the dump today. It looks great!

 

[utdrummer]

Lock. Thread.

 

[Doughbroz]

Please find room for the booger eater, then lock it. This is classics material.

 

[H-D Rider]

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[Vol Horn 4 Life]

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[Dionysus]

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[Fritz]

Dionysus - holy **** that is hilarious.

Update - wife walked by and asked what I was laughing at. She asked what the deal was with the CTs in the bottom TV set. She stood dumbfounded as I tried my best to explain the inexplicable.

 

[Dionysus]

Added Booger Eater and List Eater.

 

[UTEng]

Allsome.

Will you be selling this collage at a tailgate-near-you this weekend?

 

[BevoJoe]

I thought aggy already had a network. Isn't that called the Comedy Central?

 

[MirrOlure]

This Labor Day....when you get bored watching some old fat guy beg for money, tune into the 24-hour "We've Never Been Licked (and probably never will be)" Marathon!

 

[RobbyHorn]

my wife has been watching ATN for years, you may know it as "Lifetime Television for Women." Poor stories, bad drama, predictable endings, stupid titles, has been actors.

 

[TexasLawHorn]

Movie of the week: "Silence of the Lambs"