AskJameis

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Apparently FSU decided to have an "AskJameis" session on Twitter. That means anybody on Twitter could pose a question to their moronic QB. Here's some of the questions he got before they quickly shut it down.

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@AuburnFratGent: #AskJameis
Did you have to tag team the crab legs or is that just for non consenting girls?

@BamaChilld28: #AskJameis Which had a more profound impact on American antiBritish sentiment, the 1765 Stamp Act or the 1766 Declaratory Act? Cite examples

@Yodez55: .@FSU_Football #AskJameis when a girl says no, what's the best way to sexually assault her and not get arrested for it? #Rapist

@ShawnLaurence: @FSU_Football aside from your game, how much has your use/comprehension of the English language improved this offseason? #AskJameis

@TheBrianGrimes: "@FSU_Football: Do you have a question for QB Jameis Winston? #AskJameis." Do you know that you have to Buy One to get One Free at Publix?

@ClayTravisBGID: Maybe the Tallahassee police can hop on #AskJameis and finally question him.

@FauxPelini: #AskJameis Of all the coaches you have played for over the years, why did you steal those crab legs?

#AskJameis When will Casher be releasing your DVD? Asking for a friend. (cc. @CaseMcCoy6)

@eric_schafer84: #AskJameis when a woman says "no" what does she really mean?

@Courtney_Clare: Which sentence do you think you'll complete first, one in English, or one for a crime you've committed? #AskJameis

Of all the coaches you have played for over the years, why did you steal those crab legs?

Keith#AskJameis What is harder to repeat: 1. Winning the Heisman 2. "Strong"

#askjameis If Sally has three dollars and she gave William one dollar, does William rape Sally?

@Two_Hand_Texan: #AskJameis who do you think has the best defense Publix, Kroger, or Walmart

@Holly_wood_69: #AskJameis you have the choice of crab legs and a non-consenting woman.. Which legs do you try to open first?

funny thing is he probably read most of these
Keith@Jamaicanhitman: Which group protects you better, FSU offensive line or the Tallahassee PD? #AskJameis

@J_Dizzle383: Which undefeated streak will end first? On the field or in the courtroom? #AskJameis

#AskJameis How do you respond to people who say you are a shellfish player?

Keith@Fresh_Manny2
Why did you steal crab legs when most girls on FSU's campus would have given you crabs for free? #AskJameis

@Cody_Copeman: How do you prefer your crab legs steamed, chilled, or stolen? #AskJameis

@JimDarrien: .@FSU_Football @Seminoles_com Don't get crabby because #AskJameis didn't work out. Twitter had it's way with you, but you were asking for it

It's tough to repeat, but do you feel you can get away with rape again this year? #AskJameis

Jerry Johnson ?@reksuh 8m
#AskJameis you should get drafted by the Steelers because there is not a team called the Rapers.

@bfranzke15: #AskJameis can I get your lawyers phone number? I "forgot to pay" for a thing of oreos.

@chuckchalkjr: #AskJameis have you ever thought about stealing a dictionary from Publix instead?

@NikeBro_UA: #AskJameis will schools be watching your security tape to learn how to better contain you?

@FraseLee: #AskJameis why does your hand smell the same way every time you get in trouble?

Keith@MojoJoJo9595: #AskJameis Are you more upset by all these tweets or the fact that you can't read them?

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I wonder if they had an aide standing by to read Jameis the questions?

 

[LonghornCatholic]

Some of those were hilarious

 

[SunBurntOrange]

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[Das Mook]

Awesomeness. Nothing like really creative and mean people with waaaaaaayyyyyy too much time on their hands...

 

[NBHorn7]

Nothing like a supposed institution of higher learning with time to think this through still deciding to go through with it.

What did they expect on a social media sight? Somebody should be fired for this decision.

They were asking for a bad outcome and got it in spades.
Satire works best when there is at least some truth involved in it. So in this case it works really well.

 

[l00p]

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[notanative]

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[accuratehorn]

The only thing this guy hasn't done is transfer to OU. Maybe next year.

 

[ViperHorn]

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[Clean]

Remember when Jameis said he almost came to UT and the board went ballistic? Mack Brown even felt the need to explain UT's side of the story.

I'd say we dodged a bullet. Let FSU have him.

 

[EDT]

@chuckchalkjr: #AskJameis have you ever thought about stealing a dictionary from Publix instead?
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In case the dictionary is to much to take in maybe he could steal this next time.

Children's Illustrated Talking Dictionary - English for Kids

 

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[WorsterMan]

Some of those are really funny!

 

[Michtex]

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[Texas Taps]

I'm crying. My sides are cramping up.

 

[EDT]

Michtex,
Thanks much, I will be good "to" go when the English Grammar Workbook For Dummies, 2nd Edition arrives.

 

[dillohorn]

Simply hilarious.

 

[Brad Austin]

I chuckled now and then for 2 days over the "everytime you get arrested, why do your hands always smell the same?". That one was genius.

 

[TEAMme]

LOL!

 

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[notanative]

What's the old schtick? "Good morning, ladies," said the blind man, tipping his hat as he walked through the fish market.