Artie Lange just got a DUI

artie is a Howard Stern sidekick.

He's had a long battle with substance abuse, and was allegedly clean for some time now.
 
Artie had been appearing on multiple radio shows and the Joe Buck Show premiere, where he caused a commotion over calling Joe Buck gay. He obviously was fiending attention and getting a DWI is just the cherry on top of the cake.

We can all assume we wont hear much more from him for awhile.
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Lange seems to think that he can cure his addiction by going cold turkey and maybe seeing a shrink once or twice. His past history of abuse suggest he needs much more help.

It would hurt his career in the short term, but he needs to spend a few months away from his work. Its not like he doesn't have the money to do so.
 
Sadly, what is handicapping Artie Lange's career aren't his drinking habits or too-ugly-for-radio looks, but his utter lack of talent.
 
Update. Artie claims that he got in a minor accident in his rental car (the Sentra). The cops came and asked him to do a FST, which he failed. He then blew a 0.0 on the breathalizer, and submitted urine. He say's he was sober.
 

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