Are you in my class?

[No ACL]

I am today.

 

[YoLaDu]

Brad: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Jeff: Well, something must have happened to them.

 

[No ACL]

We left this England place because it was bogus, but if we don't get some cool rules ourselves, pronto, then we'll just be bogus too. Get it?

 

[S.A.Diva]

Those guys are fags.
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When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?

A quart or so.

 

[BigWill]

"my brother's gonna ****...by brother's gonna kill us"

"make up your mind dude...is he gonna ****, or is he gonna kill us?"

 

[veggieboy]

(*bonk bonk bonk*)

That was my skull!

 

[TexonLongIsland]

 

[YoLaDu]

TexasLongIsland wins.

 

[No ACL]

Hi Brad. You know how cute is always thought you were

(a few seconds later)
Doesn't anybody f---ing knock anymore!?!?!?

 

[SkySooner]

First of all Rat, you never let on how much you like a girl. "Oh, Debbie. Hi." Two, you always call the shots. "Kiss me. You won't regret it." Now three, act like wherever you are, that's the place to be. "Isn't this great?" Four, when ordering food, you find out what she wants, then order for the both of you. It's a classy move. "Now, the lady will have the linguini and white clam sauce, and a Coke with no ice." And five, now this is the most important, Rat. When it comes down to making out, whenever possible, put on side one of Led Zeppelin IV.

 

[CanaTigers]

"my dad is a tv repairman, he's got the ultimate set of tools. I can fix it."

 

[YoLaDu]

"Wow, he lives here? I just thought they flew him in for games"

 

[The Over Cusser]

"This is U.S. History. I see the globe right there."

 

[No ACL]

Look at you: member of the honor roll, assistant to the assistant manager of the movie theater. I'm tellin' ya, Rat, if this girl can't smell your qualifications, then who needs her, right?