Texas bite, Texas bite Texas jump up and bite my ***
Texas bite, Texas bite Texas jump up and bite my ***
Texas bite, Texas bite Texas jump up and bite my ***
B-I-T-E-A-S-S
Texas jump up and bite my ***
I always sing along to their songs (We are a bunch of country hicks, we are a bunch of country hicks, etc.), so it seems fair play, but I think Texas Bite was started by the paper clips. At least that's where I first heard it.
Actually it is:
We are the kiddies of the kiddie corp
all little aggies ages 2 to 4
we play the solder boy from noon to night
we are the boys with that [real high voice] real old fight [real high voice]
The eyes of Texas are upon you
that is the song they sing so well
[real high voice] makes me so mad I could just spit [real high voice]
so rickity ickty sam rickty ickty sam
all to hell with Texas A&M
I want my mommy
I want my mommy
I want my mommy
Now!
The first time I heard those lyrics was at an OU game by a woman that could kindly be described as "full figured or thick or hefty". She was also accompanied by her good friend, cheap gin. It wsa the year Major threw the 97 yard TD pass. After she slurred the last "jump up and bite my ***", I leaned forward and said "dear no one could eat that much". She didnt get it.........which frankly made it even better. Before leaving early in the 4th she did assure me what an over hyped no talent that Ricky Williams was and that he wouldn't even be a Heisman finalist.
I think of that sea hag often and smile. Good times......