Am I headed straight to hell ??

[smwhorn]

I walked the dog this morning. Just for the heck of it, I walked an extra block. While on the new route, we passed a house with an aggy flag flying out front. My dog pooped in the yard with the aggy flag. I did NOT clean up the poop. My wife says I was rude and insensitive. Yes, this is a true story.

Thoughts ? ?

 

[Bluepies]

I think you get a pass for the first time, but if you start doing it every morning, yes, you're going to hell.

 

[general35]

that was pretty shity.

 

[jmatt]

Well, they did put out that marker to let you know a good place for your dog to drop one.

If you get caught, just tell 'em you're simply leaving memorials for the dead dogs. Do it twice and it'll become a new aggy tradition.

 

[TexasGolf]

his yard is probably sacred ground ala pyle...best not to walk on it so you have a pass. pick up a poo from another yard and you are set free....now go and sin no more.

 

[Dionysus]

Your instincts are first-rate, and have served you well.

 

[YoLaDu]

sounds like something an Aggy would do and post about on Texags.com

do you consider yourself in good company?

 

[NickDanger]

I am more and more frequently puzzled with the fixations on dogshit. I grew up playing tackle football in the neighborhood yards and getting it all over shoes and often shirts. The great state of Texas won't let you poop on the coast (on sandy soil banks) even if you bury it or let it float into the water.

Who gets in trouble when a bird shits? Or a raccoon or oppossum or coyote or deer or cow or an alligator or a fish or a porpoise or a fox or a horse or a squirrel or a rat or a roach?

**** happens.

 

[bck031]

I think it is OK, if your dog is a collie.

 

[chango]

You have a smart dog.

 

[Texanne]

You should have picked it up.

Then put it in a brown paper bag, deposited it on said aggy front porch, and set fire to it.

Jeez, the younger generation is getting soft.

 

[Third Coast]

It took me most of my life to figure it out. but there's no going to hell. We're already there.

 

[biganakhanhda]

Hell? You're being a nice guy by providing him with **** (get it?) to throw at opposing fans.

 

[OldHippie]

Yes. You are going to hell for that. But it was worth it to me.

 

[14tokihorn]

Next time (dogs' efforts applauded here), just find a stick, push it in the ground next to the constitutional so as to alert Aggie of the happening (that is, if he can figure this out)
Partial consideration is all that is necessary, I think.

.... that's how they do it over in my 'hood.

 

[A. BETTIK]

No, you are not going to Hell. Your dog took a dillo dirt smart ****.

Now with respect to "Who gets in trouble when a bird shits?" Best to relate an aggie joke:

Q: Why did the bird fly over A&M upside down?
A: Wasn't worth a ****.

 

[Gadfly]

Your wife sounds like a smart lady.

 

[Perham1]

Agree with the above poster - your wife is smart.

Imo, you acted like an okie by not picking up after your dog. Next time, get a bunch of a&m flags and use them to pick up the poop. Maybe the local crafts store sells small aggy flags for cheap.

 

[BigEarlinBastrop]

Does anyone remember back when aggie mascot would crawl wiping his butt across the opposing end-zone? Having seen this, I say the aggie lawn was actually expecting this treatment.

 

[Gadfly]

Ha. Don't get mad when you see an Aggie walking around your yard with a big bull then.

 

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