Alright, that's IT!

[veggieboy]

I'm going to be right outside that door. The next time I have to come in here, I'm cracking skulls!

 

[l00p]

Whatever, Sporto.

 

[idigTexas]

I didn't have anything better to do.

 

[Knoxville-Horn]

"Why do you have a fake ID?"
"To vote."

 

[BDog]

You're right. It's wrong to destroy literature. It's such fun to read. And [examines title] Moe-Lay really pumps my nads.

 

[l00p]

I WANNA BE AN AIRBORNE RANGER!

 

[RyanUTAustin]

Hey, Cherry, do you belong to the physics club?

 

[El Sapo]

Could you describe the ruckus, sir?

 

[Squall]

sir, the door is WAY to heavy....

 

[M C Orange]

Vernon: Questions?
Bender: Yeah, I've got a question. Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?
Vernon: I'll give you the answer to that question, Mr.Bender, next Saturday. Dont mess with the bull young man, you'll get the horns.
Bender: That man is a brownie-hound.

 

[DCLonghorn8]

Fix me turkey pot pie beyotch!