Fellow Longhorns,
It is obvious our brethren Texans, although lacking in intelligence yet embracing the cult mentality, have the recruiting prowess of a Mexican Burrowing Toad (…It is the only species with over 190 million years of independent evolution and is the most evolutionarily distinct amphibian species on Earth today; a fruit bat, polar bear, killer whale, kangaroo and human are all more similar to one another than this species is to any other amphibian. This frog lives from the southern Texas …).
Many of you probably have already identified who we are discussing, the agricultural ones known as aggy. Knowing that they need help, I would like to make a video to supplement the great recruiting of Master Sherm.
My vision is set to the lyrics of Cheap Trick’s, I Want You to Want Me .
Every potential 2 star and below recruit should know that aggy wants them and understand their passion as shown by these few examples…
aggy passion I
picture of the self embracing aggy in their own school newspaper at aggy group grope
The crying to be wanted as Cheap Trick describes from their own Mr. Lane
A few more pictures to display their passion for futility … aggy
And of course this has a few gems to include in the passion of aggy… Passion of aggy
I think you see where this is being sheepherded err shepherded rather. If any of you would like to take on this project to help aggy fulfill its true destiny, please take this concept and run with it. I’m quite sure Sherm and the aggys will be grateful for the help.
Thanks.
It is obvious our brethren Texans, although lacking in intelligence yet embracing the cult mentality, have the recruiting prowess of a Mexican Burrowing Toad (…It is the only species with over 190 million years of independent evolution and is the most evolutionarily distinct amphibian species on Earth today; a fruit bat, polar bear, killer whale, kangaroo and human are all more similar to one another than this species is to any other amphibian. This frog lives from the southern Texas …).
Many of you probably have already identified who we are discussing, the agricultural ones known as aggy. Knowing that they need help, I would like to make a video to supplement the great recruiting of Master Sherm.
My vision is set to the lyrics of Cheap Trick’s, I Want You to Want Me .
Every potential 2 star and below recruit should know that aggy wants them and understand their passion as shown by these few examples…
aggy passion I
picture of the self embracing aggy in their own school newspaper at aggy group grope
The crying to be wanted as Cheap Trick describes from their own Mr. Lane
A few more pictures to display their passion for futility … aggy
And of course this has a few gems to include in the passion of aggy… Passion of aggy
I think you see where this is being sheepherded err shepherded rather. If any of you would like to take on this project to help aggy fulfill its true destiny, please take this concept and run with it. I’m quite sure Sherm and the aggys will be grateful for the help.
Thanks.
