Aggy = Kournikova of the Big 12?

[iceicebevo]

The College Football Guys love their comparisons, and today they're pairing each Big 12 program with one of the women they've grown to love. Take Anna Kournikova, for example, who, like Texas A&M, focuses on the pageantry more than the play on the field.

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[TexasStarHorn]

I see their point, but that's not even close.

Kournikova is hot and has lots of fans, despite not winning anything.

aggy is not hot, and it's only fans come from their village.

 

[gardere_owns_OU]

i think texasstarhorn pretty much ended this thread.
rightfully so.

 

[TheGallopinGoose]

Did Kournikova win Wimbledon in 1939?

 

[TomTerrific]

does Kournikova grab her nuts in the stands and insist that it isn't gay as hell?

 

[Statalyzer]

If Kournikova had her hands down there it would definitely not be gay, so that's not a good comparison.

 

[smwhorn]

iceice:

You should be ashamed of yourself.

What horrible thing could Anna have done that would make you compare her to Aggy? I think someone should notify one of the moderators.

 

[Friday]

I've seen hotter on campus

 

[HousHorn09]

Kournikova being compared to aggy. How remarkably absurd and so off the mark. Now I've seen everything.

 

[E Man]

Aggie would be more like Gloria Swanson. She was hot in the early 1900's, but...

 

[accuratehorn]

Is there a Pulitzer Prize for Worst Analogy of the Year?
Tell me Anna doesn't bury her pets in the front yard and post a sign with the scores of her most recent tournaments for them to read.

 

[sinless1]

SI is clueless. Here's the woman that best represents aggy:

Dr Temple Grandin, autistic animal mind reader

 

[HousHorn09]

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[Chalupa72]

I think you owe Anna an apology.