Orange Marrow
250+ Posts
aggy is now whining that their one draft pick in the sixth round, Jordan Pugh, isn't getting love from $Bill's cheap-a$$ web site. As always, UT is the standard by which they measure themselves (and, as always, come up short.)
Texas, Texas, Texas!
Just because I'm a swell guy who really gives a rodent's posterior about ex-aggy football players, I've decided to help out. (OK, I don't, really, but he did have to put up with crotch-squeezing milkmen for four years, so he should get some recognition for his troubles. That, and Bill Byrne is a jackal.)
Here are some highlights of Mr. Pugh's accomplishments:
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And of course, who could forget this highlight?
No need to thank me, aggy...I'm here to help!
<Disclaimer: Jordan Pugh has more athleticism in his pinky finger than I have in my entire body, and will make the equivalent of several years of my salary next season even if he rides the bench. This is a message board for Texas fans. If you find this display of sarcastic humor offensive...well, tough.>
Texas, Texas, Texas!
Just because I'm a swell guy who really gives a rodent's posterior about ex-aggy football players, I've decided to help out. (OK, I don't, really, but he did have to put up with crotch-squeezing milkmen for four years, so he should get some recognition for his troubles. That, and Bill Byrne is a jackal.)
Here are some highlights of Mr. Pugh's accomplishments:
.
.
.
.
And of course, who could forget this highlight?
No need to thank me, aggy...I'm here to help!
<Disclaimer: Jordan Pugh has more athleticism in his pinky finger than I have in my entire body, and will make the equivalent of several years of my salary next season even if he rides the bench. This is a message board for Texas fans. If you find this display of sarcastic humor offensive...well, tough.>