Aggy Fans Summed Up in One Paragragh

La. Tech may bring the September fantasy to a premature end. Last year, the Bulldogs nearly upset LSU in Baton Rouge. This year, Sonny Dykes has installed the Leach offense and has some explosive offensive weapons (e.g., Ahmad Paige, Lennon Creer, Phillip Livas, etc.).

If Von Miller is out or limited by the ankle sprain, then Aggy could be in real trouble on Saturday.
 
I love the smell of some early season aggy misrey brewing up. It's way too weak and unstable at this point of the season. That stinky, sour smell is the aggy pride boiling to the top. This is the most unfavorable part of the brewing process as it stinks all to high heaven but is 100% necessary in order to ensure a really strong batch.

The aroma will start to sweeten up come late October. Especially once the losses start to be slowly added to the brew. By Mid November it'll sure smell like a vintage batch but again, patience is required as it won't be ready to be served until T-day afternoon.

By then, everyone have your big-*** tea glasses ready cause we're going on an aggy misery bender.

On a late November evening, while sitting out on your porch enjoying the cool Texas breeze of the fall and some leftovers from a wonderful family Thanksgiving dinner. If you listen closely, you'll be able to hear the soft wailing sounds of an aggy winter rising.
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Mmmm, mmmm... that'll be some GOOD brew.
 
I haven't really checked, but I'm assuming their schedule is as in past years...five or six teams to start with they would have to fall on their faces to lose to, followed by five or six teams they would have to play way over their heads to have any chance of beating? This sets them up for an annual collapse of epic proportions, and the comedic result is always enjoyable.
 
I think they may have a pretty potent offense this year. I don't know about the defense, but JJ is good as is Christine Michael.

We've lost to worse aggy teams that this one, and they gave us a hell of a game last year. They're still aggy, mind you, but they do have some talent.
 
i saw a thread on texags recently (not that I visit that site of stupidity more than twice a year) about how ugly and embarrassing DKR-Texas Memorial Stadium is. If it looked like a folding chair stadium like pyle field I suppose it would be beautiful. Immature idiots.
 
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