A solution for folks with squirrel problems..

[jmatt]

I think this is hilarious. Of course, I'm not much for being "PC"...

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[Statalyzer]

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[Seamus McBundy]

 

[texas_ex2000]

Made in the USA

 

[AUinAustin]

Man why don'they just get a WW2 flamethrower.

 

[The Creature]

I will purchase this product at full price provided I get a live demonstration from Bill Murray.

Otherwise, no dice.

 

[accuratehorn]

You would think someone named The Creature would have more sympathy for the poor ground squirrels.

 

[The Creature]

It's The Creature of Waller Creek to you, sir, and I would most likely have devoured these animals whole in my larval stage. Nature is a harsh place and we are all part of it. Or so says the three-eyed fish who cruises around Waller under the bridge next to the Mustang statue.

And besides, I like Caddy Shack.

 

[A. BETTIK]

There are some reasonably priced lasers out there now that would smolder the fur on a squirrel quite nicely.

Okay reasonably priced if you trade in your Lexus