A kangaroo

[smwhorn]

My son's 14th birthday is coming up soon.  I asked him what he wanted for his birthday.  He said "a kangaroo."  Kids these days are so spoiled.

 

[2farfromhome]

No doubt. I didn't get a kangaroo until my 15th birthday and by then I was way past it.

 

[Alpine]

Before you consider buying the whole animal, maybe you should have one kangaroo steak shipped in from australia and see if he even likes it first.

 

[LITNIN HORN]

Get him a pair of Underoos...then play dumb.

 

[Fievel121]

Cocodile Dundee!!!

 

[l00p]

Maybe he means Kangaroo Shoes, with the pockets.
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[NBMisha]

He wants to move to Killeen.

 

[dfw75201]

Announcer: And next up, on My Super Sweet 16.

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[Dude]

With the bleak economic outlook you might want to try the opossum, the smaller less expensive marsupial.

 

[Alpine]

Great idea! A kangaroo is so big, it is easy to overcook the joey.

 

[Mistadobalina]

Get him a subscription to Penthouse instead. Everyone wins.

 

[ctrl+alt+del]

Unless your kid is Sugar Shane Moseley, I would steer away from a kangaroo...

 

[WorsterMan]

Perhaps the kid wants to attend Austin College in Sherman... home of the Fightin' Kangaroos or 'roos if you prefer.

 

[smwhorn]

I asked him why he wanted a kangaroo and he said he wanted it so he could ride it to school. I then asked what about the rest of the kids in our weekly carpool. He said they could get their own kangaroos.

 

[Steve Dallas]

They're hell to keep penned in the back yard. Fencing is key.

Wish I had a dollar for every time the wife called to say to the roo was loose again in the neighborhood.

 

[swc.lives.on]

Are you SURE he wants a kangaroo?