A friend of mine just sent me a text

[smwhorn]

and called me a nipple.I don't know how to respond to this accusation.  Any suggestions?

 

[chuychanga]

Nipple is my least favorite word in the English language.

 

[smwhorn]

I am angry about this. I am NOT a nipple.

 

[IsThatATitleist?]

ou sucks.

 

[derilc1]

I think you are at a standoff. He obviously thinks you are a nipple.

 

[Sangre Naranjada]

Tell him he's just an areola.

 

[Dude]

One time I heard someone explain the large size of some nipples by referring to them as tater tots. It was funny.

 

[A. BETTIK]

Your friend is a butter head.

Indian Nipple Song

Almost 2 million views now. I think there is a thread on this video already somewhere. If you haven't seen this or a Bollywood video with English phonic titles, be preapared to have whatever you are drinking come flying out of your nose.

 

[Seamus McBundy]

your friend is a boob

 

[Mrmyke709]

Only recourse for texting.

 

[HornBud]

Try calling him a rusty elbow.

 

[veggieboy]

If it's a chick, ask her if she wants to milk you.