A Fairy Tale for Men

[Dionysus]

Once upon a time, a Prince asked a beautiful Princess: Will you marry me?

The Princess said: No.

And the Prince lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went fishing and hunting and played golf and drank scotch and had lots of money in the bank and left the toilet seat up whenever he wanted.

The End.

 

[Texanne]

Selfish bastard.

 

[A. BETTIK]

Was it an "Iron John"?

 

[Third Coast]

and he had a jerk off station in his man cave.

 

[Son of a Son]

To be fair, he'd have had to have one of those if he was married too.

 

[Wild Bill]

You need to make a movie out of that idea.

 

[ptownhorn]

it's called the life of ptownhorn..

 

[Wild Bill]

Bastard!

 

[accuratehorn]

...starring Keanu Reeves and Meg Ryan?

 

[utdrummer]

Wouldn't that be more like a dream come true?

 

[OldHippie]

This thread reminds me of Non Sequitur: Eden Before Eve. Link