A dumb aggy saga....

[Htown77]

..... that will waste your time and lower your respect for humanity. Basically a crazy a&m fan tore down his own fence to get back at his Longhorn neighbor who was not actually a Longhorn. Now aggy is throwing a barbecue to celebrate a new tradition.

DISCLAIMER: READING THIS MAY CAUSE BRAIN DAMAGE

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[Statalyzer]

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[Horn87]

wow--aggy has some serious delusional issues to say the least--pretty sad when you think about it...

 

[agssuk]

Isnt saying "dumb aggy" a little redundant??

 

[bmoore15]

If the SEC gets ahold of this there is no way they would ever accept Aggy into their conference.

 

[wherzwaldo]

Let me make sure I understand the sequence of events here (and believe me, I'm stretching the meaning of the word "understand"):

1. A butthurt Husker fan has a neighbor with bright outdoor lights. Thinks the guy is an a-hole, assumes he's an evil tsip.
2. Husker tears down his own fence in the middle of the night to get back at that mean ol' tsip, because dammit that's what "infantry" people do. Says his neighbors are "rolling" but doesn't realize they're not laughing WITH him.
3. Husker posts triumphantly on Texaggy, to the elation of tens.
4. Turns out the neighbor is a recently unemployed single parent with a bad hip and (oh delicious irony) is also a t-shirt aggy. Whoops.
5. Husker fan partially rebuilds fence, then decides to throw an aggy party in his backyard to tear it back down and rebuild it.
6. Meanwhile, aggy neighbor decides he's had enough of the shenanigans and is going to build his own fence.
7. Husker fan, undeterred, is still going to tear down and rebuild his own fence and is going to stream it live on the Internet.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

The scary thing about that bunch is that they actually beget offspring.

 

[dheiman]

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[FWHORN]

Thats got to be someone trolling right, no one is that dumb. Are they?

 

[Htown77]

The saga continues......

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[Dr_Bob_Rio]

LOL, reading this tale is like listening to Rushs' Morning Minute. I feel my brain cells dying.

 

[Statalyzer]

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[Pogo]

It now looks like this guy is scamming a bunch of aggys to help him tear his fence down. So his neighbor is putting up the new fence and he is getting a bunch of aggys to come over and tear down the old one. And we're the ones that aren't getting the joke?

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[Dr_Bob_Rio]

Only an aggy could read that sentence. Good Lord!

 

[LonghornCatholic]

He didn't have to tell us that he is disabled.

 

[SunBurntOrange]

I had to quit reading the TexAg thread after about a dozen replies. My head was hurting. This has proven what I have believed to be happening here in the not too distant past. That being that the bottom line root problem of aggy is that as time goes by, their own actions are getting so off the chart that there is an increasing lack of proper adjectives to describe them. Stupid. Dumb. Delusional. Crazy, ****** up, mentally anesthetized, pinheaded moronic fools, unrefined imbecilic cult tards, etc. None of it does the job anymore. All this does is use words that not only do not have the most accurate impact anymore, but also cheapens and degrades the word itself by casting it in an unfair and undeserved light. I mean if you are a true moron, then you hear someone call an aggy a moron, how the hell is that supposed to make you feel? Not exactly a self esteem booster is it? And I was raised in an aggy household so it is not like this is something new to me. Do we need a contest of some kind? A new entry into Webster’s Dictionary to more accurately describe them? Because the fact that this fool (my apologies to other fools everywhere for the cruel comparison) shot himself in the foot to teach his neighbor a lesson, then has his bandwagon jumped on like a bunch of monkeys jumping on the last banana is too baffling to figure out anymore. Like I said, my head hurts.

 

[1sahorn]

sad thing is, Akita appears to be a disabled vet with service related TBI, & the f-ing ags are using him like a tool...they LOVE the guy because he (mistakenly) thought his neighbor was a sip & tore down his own fence to gig the guy. pathologically pathetic. new aggy tradition...tooling disabled vets for their own self-promotion & amusement.

 

[Htown77]

If you can stomach it........

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[Chest Rockwell]

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[Htown77]

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[BevoJoe]

This is absolute nonsense! The fact that some folks understand it is scary!