A country boy can survive ( roll call)

El Sapo

El Sapo

Bevo's BFF
I can skin a buck. I can run a trot line. I own a shot gun. I own a rifle (my beloved pre-64 Model 70 Winchester .270 action sittin tight in a custom engraved Monte Carlo stock) and a 4 wheel drive.

Sound off.

By the way.. how did Hank get that unique sound on the song? Dobro run through a phaser?
 
In 1980 I stabbed a businessman in New York City with a switchblade knife and all I ended up getting was a lousy 43 dollars.
 
I'd like to spit some Beechnut in your eye for that, dude and maybe shoot you w/ my ol .45
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Damn it Auburn. As soon as I saw the numbers I looked away and I still started to sing it.

But back to the original topic. I thought I was decently country but after thinking about it I really don't know ****.

I could skin a buck but it would take forever and I would slaughter the best cuts.

I know how to run a trot line.

I don't own a shotgun but I do hunt with my Grandaddy's Remington 1100 but it's my brother's by birthright.

I don't chew and I can't make homemade wine. But I don't own any stock so the market don't mean a damn thing to me.
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I can plow a field all day long, I say Mam and I was raised on a 410. I live too close to Austin to bother with the rest of that ****.
 
I can plow a field all day long, but I'd rather hire someone else to do it. I can try to catch trout and redfish from dusk till dawn but am very average at it.
 
I've skinned deer. I've ran trot lines. I own several shotguns & rifles. I've stretched miles of fence line. I've ran traplines.

When I was a boy my Grandpa asked me if I wanted to be a pilot. I said yeah and he handed me a shovel, took me out to the barn and said "start pilin' it".

But I don't do dip or chew.
 
Actually, I cannot make the wine either. I also don't say grace and could probably stand to say Ma'am a lot more than I do.

Yep, it's looking like I'm not as country as I thought.

Auburn, you are an *** sir. I had to look away instantly and start humming another song... ANY other song to not get yours stuck in my head.
 
I'm old school (or just old). I can do all that.

Have 3 rifles, 4 shotguns, 5 hand guns, 20-25 rods n reels, bass boat, 4x4, have hunted or fished for every game animal/fish from Texline to off shore.

I've grown and canned my own food, baked bread, butchered my own meat, made wine, brewed beer, distilled liquor

I'm worn out.
 
Hmm. Lets see. I blow my nose by putting a finger over one nostril, bending slightly forward, and blowing through the other nostril real hard. It is a tricky maneuver. You have to watch your feet.
 
That song is the worst ******* piece of **** ever recorded.

And that includes Mariah Carey songs.
 
I saw Hank in concert, and he sang, "I'd love to spit some Beech Nut in that _____'s eyes..." Let's just say that I heard glass bottles start breaking, several of the "confederate" bandannas came off people's heads and were spun around like a victory towel, and man ripped his shirt off to reveal a Swastika tattooed on his chest, and both of the black guys at the concert left.
 
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