2008 ou Football Preview

[Austin180]

The Link

ScipioTex.

 

[WorsterMan]

THAT was greatness Scipio. I was LOL with tears in my eyes at some of that....

"As usual, Stoops will be dressed in a style known as Contemporary Flatlands Golf Prick"

"Sooner Nation citizenship is more precious than a man’s best acid-washed girbauds, lax child support laws, and primo tickets to the midget auto races in Enid."

"Tecumseh peed like a squaw!"

"Angry-Buffalo-Who-Stampede-All-Greater-Norman-Area-Buffets"

"An offense has to be aware of Granger at all times. Particularly if they have valuables."

 

[Austin180]

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[WorsterMan]

Yeah, that Madonna reference almost made me spew my beverage on my keyboard!

 

[Sooner-Tuf]

Greatness! Now if you just could get someone to make this into a rap and play is as an opener for the movie "The Express".

 

[Orangeblood]

Scip is usually pretty funny.

Good write up.

 

[OUBubba]

That was very good. Reminded me how much I missed hornfans.

This year's was better than last year's. The Link

The predictions re: Bradford, English, LB's, OL were so wrong it was great.

Love the writing. Makes me long for frogstyle.

 

[Austin180]

Thank you Orangeblood. I deleted the Madonna post voluntarily and I'm a better poster for it.

 

[OUEngineer]

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[Lidig8r]

So.. is Jacket Thief gonna miss any games?

Is Stoops gonna match Mack and suspend Loadholt for 3 games?.. yeah. right.

 

[OUBubba]

I think jacket thief served his time by being sent home on a greyhound from the Fiesta. I bet he did some extra duty in the off season.

Who did Mack suspend 3 games for a dui? Haven't been following it much.

I meant that this year's was more entertaining and a little better read, not more accurate. They're both funny.

 

[I_Live_In_OK]

Good stuff.

 

[soonertumor]

"Have heap big arm throw it all way to Shining-Big-Sea-Water, height soar like eagle, accuracy like arrow"

very good.

 

[ToxicShock]

Mack suspended Kindle for 3 games for the DUI. And Melton as well, IIRC.

 

[Lidig8r]

Thank God he didn't say Bradford was caught dealing blow on the OU campus. He'd have to try to explain that constitutes "satire" as his defense in the inevitable lawsuit.

With Ryan Broyles being all gassed up, looks like OU is ready to roll (interpret that one as you wish)

 

[The Greatest]

2008 ou kinda seems like it sucks.

 

[HousHorn09]

That was some funny ****.