#1 Reason You're Glad You're NOT an aggy

[hot_c_win_horns]

#27 b/c nobody cares who wins the halftime show.

 

[ProdigyDub]

#28 Because even if people did care who wins halftime, the faux-military and their musically talentless band would rarely win.

 

[accuratehorn]

#29 Didn't want to spend my college days tied down in a quad, naked, with some pseudosoldiers pouring buckets of water on my private parts from a third story window.

 

[RamjetFDO]

#30. I never have to be told "Baaa means NO!"

 

[Major Orange]

31. I like to think my own thoughts.

 

[LonghornCatholic]

#32 I like Whataburger and orange M&M's.

 

[Orange Marrow]

#33 Because winning is the best tradition of them all!

 

[ProdigyDub]

#34 Because I want people on the outside to understand it, and I want to be able to explain it.

 

[Dionysus]

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[PabTexas]

#35 I actually have a life that doesn't revolve around everything aggy (aka losing)

 

[Crockett]

#36. When my friends brag about their children's admittance to a great college, I don't feel compelled to hiss.

 

[jamesmaner]

#37 I prefer not to have my balls squeezed in the presence of other dudes.

 

[NativeTXchic]

#38 Texas guys are a LOT hotter!!!

 

[jamesmaner]

#39 Texas girls are a LOT hotter!!!

 

[Burnt Orange Bevo]

#40 When it comes to outfits, girls with chaps >> guys dressed as milkmen.

 

[jamesmaner]

#41 I already had a high school education when i went to college

 

[BevoGary]

42. Because I would hate to run out of time every other game, which would cost the ags an undefeated season.

 

[BevoGary]

43. Because I don't believe dead dogs can see the scoreboard through six feet of soil.

 

[RabidLonghorn]

#44
Texas dosent count the spring game as a win.

 

[daytonhorn]

#45 I'm glad I'm not an Aggy so I don't have to suffer the peer pressure to contribute to the jizz jar.

 

[topwater]

#46 i prefer not to be on national TV when i pick my nose for dinner

 

[drborange]

#47 I would not be a TEXAS EX LONGHORN FAN.

 

[RobbyHorn]

#47 I don't want to dress up in drag (milkman, pup scouts, or any other form of drag aggy lip synchs to.)

 

[WorsterMan]

#48 Wouldn't have to boast my team won halftime because the team on the field lost so often.

 

[GHoward]

#49: I don't count moral victories.

#50: I'm am considered a minority. Also a democrat.


#51: Wes Anderson, Farah Fawcett, McCoughnaohy (whatever), Owen Wilson, Robert Rodruiguez, Cronkite. VS.... Rick Perry.

 

[Hipsquare]

Winning internet polls doesn't mean much to me.

 

[OrngNugz]

51) Bonfires are highschool not university.

52) I wanna live in Austin

 

[geezerhorn]

No desire to worship dead dogs

 

[TDTexas!]

#54 because I love Texas and there is no such thing as a Texas Aggie and the parade of toy soldiers cant seem to figure that out.

#55 I like having the strongest brand in all of sports being associated with winners.

 

[BillyW]

56# I dont want to be classless and make fun of players getting hurt on dirty hits