#1 Reason You're Glad You're NOT an aggy

[HousHorn09]

Simple game. Your personal top reason you are glad you didn't (or would never) go aggy.

My #1: You touched my ta-la-la

That explained SOOOO much about aggy.

 

[LEDGMO]

#2 I like winning.

 

[hornyhoosier]

#3 I don't enjoy painfully squeezing my testicles

 

[Mesohorny]

#4: corpse turds

 

[Jason Atchley]

#5 Freakin' dead dogs are always hounding people about scores.

 

[LEDGMO]

#6 I can find my teams gear in a store out of state.

 

[ProdigyDub]

#7 I don't have to refer to the WW II era to brag about a national championship.

 

[TexasStew]

#8 I get to keep my frontal lobe.

 

[Oilfield]

#9 I don't need a gay guy trying to teach me how to yell.

 

[Texas Taps]

I hate losing more than I like winning

 

[Chest Rockwell]

#11 - I prefer female cheerleaders.

 

[Texas0407]

#12 College Station

 

[tsquar]

I didn't return home brainwashed after freshman orientation.

 

[OrangeBlooded]

#14 no worries about list eater going on a rampage

 

[wherzwaldo]

#16. I don't need duct tape to hang out with friends of the same sex.

 

[OrangeRB]

#17. It might force me to be friends with my dumb aggy brother-in-law.

 

[LonghornMM]

#18. I'm not insecure and I'm not obsessed with other schools.

 

[Xcalibur]

#19 I enjoy having intercourse with women; I would not enjoy having intercourse with sheep.

 

[SailingHorn]

#20: I can take my kids to the petting zoo and the sheep don't run away in terror.

 

[pjohnson]

#21 If I join a cult it's going to be a religious one.

 

[BigWill]

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[ProdigyDub]

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[updog07]

#22 Because I'm a Longhorn.

 

[updog07]

#23 Because you would look like this all the time:

 

[H-D Rider]

#24 I look like **** in maroon!

 

[updog07]

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[smwhorn]

#25. I just can't bring myself to WHOOOOOOP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Pentaconta]

#26. I suck at meat judging.

 

[H-D Rider]

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[SunBurntOrange]

I want my peers to respect me and my state to be proud of me.